Downsides: Tornados

Downsides to living alone #1: Have to go in the cellar-like basement alone during a tornado. Bet there are clowns down there. And not the kind that show up at birthday parties. Can you picture it? Passing the time with basement clowns? Creating balloon animals to dampen the fear. And you're not even sure which you're more afraid of; the weather situation outside or your new friends.